A good storyline has to have a hook that grabs me within the first minute or two. The synopsis of this film promised that hook, however, after what seemed like an eternity of drab, opening credits, all in Russian, that hook had no bait on it.
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BUT the worst and ridiculous movie with repeatedly this horrible accent of where …. I don’t know but get used to hearing not yeah, like normal people but this very horrible imitation accent of a person from Romania or somewhere in Russia and they all repeatedly throughout the movie yaah, yaah, yaah and over and over geez… geez…
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Was like eating a mound of dog poop to get to the piece of chocolate in the middle.
I wish I hadn’t experienced Ellen Page, an actor I usually enjoy, seduce a man by describing her lesbian orgasm.
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its-always-funnier-in-enochian asked: This is the best blog to ever happen to me. Thank you.
I feel the same way.
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It is about as cerebral as a pimple on a fat man’s buttocks.
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This movie is terrible and I couldn’t even sit through it because of all the inconsistencies of life.
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it’s just a boring three-hour boat ride down a river to go find marlon brando
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There seems to be some sort of political message in this movie but I should probably not discuss it because I am biased. I am biased in favor of free market capitalism individual liberty, and staying out of the affairs of other nations. When I was asked (for the class) to describe a World Issue from the movie, I chose to write about overpopulation and how it produces unsanitary conditions and encroaches upon the natural environment. Not sure if that’s the message behind the film but it’s what I took away from it. I do not recommend this film to anyone who wants to be entertained.
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See Watch This Part One here.
This 90 minute film is one damn shot. How the fuck does somebody do that? You would think some asshole would trip during the elegant finale, causing hundreds of extras to fall over and scuff the shit out of their fancy dancing shoes, but no. The best thing about this movie is that even though it is super great, it isn’t even Sokurov’s best.
Ousmane Sembene is the best director whose movies you aren’t watching right now, unless you are, in which case he’s totally awesome, right?
Throw these facts at your asshole uncle next time he talks about tort reform, which he totally will. Or just throw hot coffee at him, because THAT’S HOW THE FREE MARKET WORKS, UNCLE JERRY.
The Piano Teacher
I was reading the Jelinek novel this film is adapted from on the bus once and a middle aged woman was asking me what it was about and if I played music and was straight up touching my shoulder and I suddenly understood how every woman feels whenever they go anywhere and it is weird and awful.
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This is the movie of the year and if you don’t agree then you aren’t coming to my next birthday party which sucks for you because I’m totally going to have a bounce house and it’s going to be great.
Sorry mom, I know you liked it. But I think everything said in this movie is complete BS.
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I think they should have renamed this movie “People Who Have No Life of Their Own,so They Waste Their Time Watching Some Guy Who Has NO Life of HIS own.”
-On The Truman Show
its either Animal Planet or a really bad acid trip with a choir of screaming people as background music
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It was to far fetched. I guess I’am a traditional. Not fundamentalist. Just to far from the trueth.
-On The Last Temptation of Christ
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